“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”
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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”
“White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.”
“Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.”
“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”
“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”