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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.”
“People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.”
“If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.”
“If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.”
“If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!”
“It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”
“If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!”
“If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.”
“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”