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“Synergy is the VCR of media right now - discredited, outdated and left behind.”

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“Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?”

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“if we center our lives on BMWs, RVs, VCRs, PCs and the other acronyms of consumerism, we cannot expect our children to do otherwise.”

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Book:Conversations: Straight Talk with America's Sister President

Source: Conversations: Straight Talk with America's Sister President

“Consider the standard two-person married couple. ... They will share a VCR, a microwave, etc. This is not a matter of ideology or even personal inclination. It is practically the definition of marriage. Marriage is socialism among two people.”

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Author:Barbara Ehrenreich

“I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,' 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.'”

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Author:Kathryn Hahn

“Today is a time of turbulence and stagnation, of threat and promise from a competitor: the magic, omnivorous videocassette recorder (VCR). In other words, it is business as usual.”

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Author:Richard Corliss

“My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.”

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Author:Chris Rock

“When a mother comes home with her new baby, she will find her abstractions are all concrete now. 'Freedom' now means being able to take a shower. 'Mobility' means being able to reach the glass of water on the dresser while not breaking the baby's suction on the breast. 'Flexibility' means being able to push the Record function on the VCR without dropping the baby.”

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Author:Marni Jackson

“The Taliban's acts of cultural vandalism - the most infamous being the destruction of the giant Bamiyan Buddhas - had a devastating effect on Afghan culture and the artistic scene. The Taliban burned countless films, VCRs, music tapes, books, and paintings. They jailed filmmakers, musicians, painters, and sculptors.”

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Author:Khaled Hosseini

“Every coach should be recording games to watch...use your VCR.”

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Author:Don Meyer

“Fair use is important to innovators as well as consumers. It's fair use that allowed the VCR to innovate on top of the television.”

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Author:Joe Kraus

“Yeah. When I was in high school I used to do stupid video edits. I would hook-up two VCRs or three VCRs and do film edits for the basketball team and stuff like that because I was always just into doing that.”

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Author:Jesse Lacey

“I used to go over to my friend's house and we'd watch VCR tapes, three of them a day, and I was like, "I could come up with better stories than this." And I've wanted to write films ever since.”

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Author:Michelle Rodriguez

“Well, lets just say, if your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you dont want Linux.”

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Author:Bruce Perens

“We would also go to musicals. So Singing In the Rain, On the Town, and West Side Story. Especially West Side Story because played that a lot before VCRs, so that would be something that would be a big deal if it came on, you caught it. So that really started, my family was not in show business at all but really loved that kind of thing.”

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Author:Marisa Tomei

“But in that moment when my brother took the field, all that washed away, and everyone was proud... I looked up at my dad, and he was smiling. I looked at my mom, and she was smiling even though she was nervous about my brother getting hurt, which was strange because it was a VCR tape of an old game, and she knew he didn't get hurt.”

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Book:The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“We were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn't have cable. There wasn't any admiration of glamour, no, 'I want to look like them or have that lifestyle', because everyone in my town had the same lifestyle. So I didn't think, 'Ooh, a movie star's birthday!' I just thought, 'What?'”

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Author:Christina Hendricks

“America...Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch...My James Brown.”

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Author:Bernie Mac

“Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.”

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Author:Zig Ziglar

“The VCR is to the American film producer, as the Boston Strangler is to the woman home alone.”

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Author:Jack Valenti

“And the VCR did the same thing: the movie industry thought nobody would ever watch movies any more.”

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Author:Niklas Zennstrom

“It is still true that it is easier to compose a poem in the form of a manual for adjusting a VCR than it is to write a piece using just tuning as a symphony.”

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Author:Brian Ferneyhough

“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Marriage is socialism among two people.”

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Book:WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

Source: WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

“I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.”

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Book:Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .

Source: Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .

“By the year 2000, all Americans must be able to set the clocks on their VCRs.”

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Author:George H. W. Bush

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