“Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”
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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.”
“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"”
“I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!”
“If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!”
“It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.”
“Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.”
“I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.”
“The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.”
“Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.”
“America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.”