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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.”
“It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.”
“Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.”
“If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.”
“You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!”
“Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.”
“I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.”
“I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.”
“You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.”
“For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.”
“The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.”
“If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.”
“No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.”
“Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.”
“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'”