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Famous Chris Rock Quotes
“You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.”
“We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.”
“If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.”
“Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.”
“The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.”
“If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.”
“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
“If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.”
“You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.”
“Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.”