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“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

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Author:Amy Neftzger

“Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap.”

“Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't hurt either.”

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Author:Ernie J Zelinski

“I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel.”

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Author:Ashton Eaton

“I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.”

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Author:Mike Royer

“Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally.”

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Author:Mark Webber

“My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know, she'd be like keep me away from those chocolate bars, I'm addicted to them. And it's really annoying. So one day I put her in the car and I drove her downtown and I pointed out a crack addict. And I said you see that honey? Why can't you be that skinny?”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'”

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Author:Steven Wright

“...That he'd seen...two people, a young man and a woman, sitting on invisible furniture with their feet up, reading books and eating chocolates.”

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Author:Megan Whalen Turner

“I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.”

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Author:Malin Akerman

“My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."”

“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”

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Author:Truman Capote

“I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears.”

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Author:Michael Thomas Ford

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”

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Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.”

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Author:Becca Fitzpatrick

“Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.”

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Author:John Milton

“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”

“Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.”

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Author:Peter Rogers

“Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!”

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Author:Andy Milonakis

“Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don't work out, when you're licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds.”

Source: Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America

“I never met a chocolate I could not eat.”

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Author:Danielle Steel

“Fashion is instinctive and sensual. Learn to love what you wear. It should feel like eating chocolates...wi thout the calories”

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Author:Alber Elbaz

“I'm a terribly irresponsible eater - I love soft-boiled eggs and chocolate. I never met a chocolate I could not eat.”

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Author:Danielle Steel

“Eating chocolates or popping pills won't reduce depression.Instead, one must read Gita. This will help relieve the stress and depression in life. It will help in dealing with challenges of life.”

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Author:Sushma Swaraj

“I'm always, all the time, eating chocolate. I eat pretty healthy, but then I go all out when it has to do with chocolate.”

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Author:Zoey Deutch

“The most important thing I want to get across is that maintaining weight loss is just hard. It takes a dedication to exercise and eating right most of the time. I'm not saying I don't enjoy the days that I'm not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.”

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Author:Trisha Yearwood