Home / Quotes / Quote by Jay Mohr

Quote by Jay Mohr

“Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.”

Quote by Jay Mohr

Author

Jay Mohr, born on August 23, 1970, is an American actor known for his performances in television series and films. He is particularly recognized for his roles in 'The Newsroom' and the 'American Pie' film series. His acting career began with television commercials, which later led to significant roles in television and film. more

You May Also Like

“I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?”

Feels Lost Feel Good Diets Pounds Flu I Feel Good

Author:Jay Mohr

“I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.”

People Ifs Shows Remember Dies Missing Thirds Glasses Fats Grades Third Grade Dodgeball

Author:Jay Mohr

“You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.”

Ifs Driving Broke Homeless Cab

Author:Jay Mohr

“Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill.”

Ifs Men Needs Causes Car Hills Shakes Gas Diamond Showers Need You

Author:Jay Mohr

“Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person.”

Trying Persons Different Sometimes Whole Hands Guy Left Our Lives Yeah Masturbation Retarded Left Hand

Author:Jay Mohr

“I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.”

Ifs Want Guy Fighting Strong Voice Loses Beats England What If Masculine

Author:Jay Mohr

“I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.”

Men Mean Care Kids Yeah Sells Don't Care Selling I Don't Care Selling Out Tampons

Author:Jay Mohr

“After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.”

Years Shows Lasts Opportunity Sports Waiting My Own Talking Radio Spending Host Guests Listeners Foxes Connecting Looking Forward Worth The Wait

Author:Jay Mohr

“In the year of 1902, when I was about seventeen years old, I happened to invade one of the sections [in New Orleans] where the birth of Jazz originated from.”

Years Happened Birth Jazz Sections New Orleans Seventeen Seventeen Years Old

Author:Jelly Roll Morton

“The big scandal was when I was in seventh grade and I modeled a bathing suit. Everybody freaked out!”

Bigs Suits Grades Scandal Bathing Seventh Grade Bathing Suits

Author:Jennifer Morrison