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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes
“If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion”
“Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?”
“American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.”
“If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!”
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”
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“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”
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“If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.”
“Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator”
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