“If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.” Quote by Dennis Miller
“Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?” Let MeAbortionTimingPenaltiesDeath PenaltyAnti Abortion Author:Dennis Miller
“I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.” UsedUsed To BeSceptic Author:Dennis Miller
“The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.” PeopleWorldGovernmentSawsDrugDown AndLawns Book:Rants Source: Rants
“If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.” IfsUseWould BeInternetVersionsSailorFiji Author:Dennis Miller
“There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.” PeopleThinkingDifficultPayInternetInstanceConsumersElsewhereSelectPremium Author:Dennis Miller
“Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.” KnowsWantAnswersSituationComplexesFinalsTimelines Author:Dennis Miller
“I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.” FeelsStillsThreeWeekHabitLowsBallsTeenagerEstatesThree TimesRemorseInsultingInsidiousAuctionsHeirlooms Author:Dennis Miller
“I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called The Right Hand Stuff. I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.” BookEnoughHandsAmericaMovingGuyStuffClassHipsPilotsTomsEnteringPalmsChuckPubertyNicknames Author:Dennis Miller
“I don't know what I think of George W. Bush when he first got in, but I've grown fond of the man, and maybe it's the times we live in. They say he's not an environmentalist. But every time I see his ranch on TV, it looks pretty nice. You know something, if we all took care of our own, we'd have a great environment.” IfsThinkingKnowsMenFirstsLooksCareEnvironmentNiceHe ManTvsEnvironmentalist Author:Dennis Miller
“Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?” KnowsWarVoteWeatherExplanation Author:Dennis Miller