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“The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.”

Quote by Dennis Miller

Book:Rants

Work

This book compiles a series of essays and personal opinions on a wide range of topics, offering readers a glimpse into the author's perspectives on contemporary issues and personal experiences. more

Author

Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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