Home / Quotes / Quote by Dennis Miller

Quote by Dennis Miller

“To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.”

Author

Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

“I hate it when people say, I'm an artist. I think, well, I'll be the judge of that. And I don't think artist is a job description. It's a critique, a favorable critique, that someone else might apply to your work. I guess in the art world I'm not exactly a photographer, but I do use photography.”

People Thinking World Wells Art Use Might Jobs Artist Hate Judging Photography I Hate Photographer Description Critique Art World

Author:John Waters

“My photographs are not really about photography. They are about editing. I use photography but they are all taken from the TV screen. Anybody can do that, but it's the order I put the pictures in to try to create a new kind of movie, something that you can put on your wall.”

Trying Kind Use Order Can Do Taken Tvs Wall Photography Photograph Screens Editing Your Wall

Book:John Waters: change of life

Source: John Waters: change of life

“The way I photograph... in many ways it's directed by chance and all my mistakes, which are often the best stuff. I found that no matter if it's the same tape, the same TV, and the same camera, I can never duplicate an image... your arm jiggles, there's just too much chance. And I never put it on pause, or use any of that fancy equipment.”

Ifs Way I Can Matter Use Found Stuff Chance Mistake Too Much Tvs Arms Cameras Photograph Fancy Tape Pauses Equipment My Mistakes Duplicate

Author:John Waters

“Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.”

Should Cinema Hunting Splits Of Context

Book:John Waters: change of life

Source: John Waters: change of life

“Photography at first was asked to do nothing but embalm our best smiles for the benefit of our friends and our best clothes for the amusement of posterity. Neither thing lasts, and photography came as a welcome salve to keep those precious, if slightly ridiculous, things a little longer in the world.”

Ifs World Firsts Littles Lasts Benefits Photography Clothes Ridiculous Welcome Amusement Posterity Best Smile Ridiculous Things

Book:Animal Faith and Spiritual Life

Source: Animal Faith and Spiritual Life

“The sophisticated concern about art sinks before a spontaneous love of reality, and I thank the photograph for being so transparent a vehicle for things.”

Art Reality Concern Photograph Vehicle Sophisticated Spontaneous Transparent

Book:Animal Faith and Spiritual Life

Source: Animal Faith and Spiritual Life

“Burns' Hog-Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse. (2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly balanced. (4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.”

Ends Rocks Balance Weight Method Balanced Hog Weighing Symmetrical

Author:Robert Burns

“You shouldn't be told you're completely irresponsible and be left alone with too much medication. It's too easy to forget. You take a couple of sleeping pills and you wake up in twenty minutes and forget you've taken them. So you take a couple more, and the next thing you know you've taken too many.”

Knows Next Left Easy Sleep Forget Taken Too Much Minutes Couple Wake Up Twenties Pills Irresponsible Medication Forget You Left Alone Sleeping Pills

Author:Judy Garland

Quote by Dennis Miller

Author

You May Also Like