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“If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!”

Quote by Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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