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Quote by Dennis Miller

“Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?”

Quote by Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

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