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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes
“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”
Source: I Rant, Therefore I Am
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”
“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”