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Famous Dennis Miller Quotes
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”
“I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.”
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“I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.”
“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”
“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”
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“The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.”
“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”
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Source: I Rant, Therefore I Am
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“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”