“Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.” PeopleTwoEvilNationsDrinkBarsKaraoke Author:Tom Dreesen
“I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don't collapse.” MenHelpingShowsYoungSoundComedyWork OutOne ManRegimesCollapseClicheExhaustingManiacsStand Up Comedy Author:Robert Klein
“Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.” PeopleStillsComedyAliveJewImmigrantsPsychiatryPriesthoodFunny PeopleJewish Humor Author:Robert Klein
“I desire many things concerning myself; but I desire nothing so much, as to have a heart filled with love to the Lord. I long for a warm personal attachment to Him.” HeartLongDesireLordFilledWarmAttachmentHeart Filled Author:George Muller
“I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.” PeopleFormFoundInterestingRegardFlatteryCopyrightInfringement Author:Tom Lehrer
“My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.” PeopleLittlesTwoLastsSongFunInvolvedShotsPerformancesException Author:Tom Lehrer
“When I get a case about discrimination, I have to think about people in my own family who suffered discrimination because of their ethnic background or because of religion or because of gender. And I do take that into account.” PeopleThinkingMy OwnCasesAccountsGenderBackgroundsDiscriminationEthnic Background Author:Samuel Alito