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Quote by Mort Sahl

“Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.”

Quote by Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl is an American comedian known for his satirical and witty performances. Born on May 11, 1927, he is considered one of the greatest comedians of the 20th century. more

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