“I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.” MenMetsRogerTombstoneGravestone Author:Mort Sahl
“Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.” MenWantHateLimitsSorryKneesCopWomen Want Author:Mort Sahl
“I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?” MenWorldProblemLeftViewsDestinyLike YouWideSockClairvoyance Author:Mort Sahl
“The bravest thing that men do is love women.” MenLoveSillyFunny Valentines DayFunny ValentineFunny Valentines Day Card Author:Mort Sahl
“We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man” MenBelieveCompassionHe ManClaimsAbstractDiscredit Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
