“If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?” IfsWould BeKidsRememberDrugCome UpConservativeUp To YouMutants Author:Mort Sahl
“A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.” WantFeelsShouldFirstsHappensFirst TimeConservative Author:Mort Sahl
“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.” FeelsPoliticalPoliticsDeserveConservativePossessionStolenUnworthy Author:Mort Sahl
“A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.” BelieveConservativeReformReformation Author:Mort Sahl
