“Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.” PeopleIfsKnowsHardAgePastOne ThingCollegeAtheistAgnosticDays Off Author:Mort Sahl
“New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.” KnowsWantBookKnow HowFbiNew Books Author:Mort Sahl
“We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.” KnowsWorldCountryAmericaWorst Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.” KnowsWantDarknessBlowCurseCandleI Want You Book:Heartland Source: Heartland