“In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.” GirlSexBlackFortySixtySeventiesJocksGisGet A Girl Author:Mort Sahl
“The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.” FactsGirlFatherGood Relationship Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!” GirlAngryBotox Author:Mort Sahl