“There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.” IfsYearsTwoSecretBehindsLuckyStealingTwo YearsSpy Author:Mort Sahl
“This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.” TwoSometimesMatterSidesPracticeHundredLogicTwo Sides Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.” IfsTwoUsedGuyAsksCuttingFairsSensualityAsk MeShoppingShort CutsCobras Author:Mort Sahl
“There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.” PeopleTwoGuyMillionsFourDrawsClintonFranklinColony Author:Mort Sahl
