“Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.” IfsWayKindNightGuyNextPresidentHalfFeetTvsGoes OnMetsThirtyFiftyShoreRopeDrowningHalf WayKissinger Author:Mort Sahl
“I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.” GuyClassComputerBulliedMacsDell Author:Mort Sahl
“Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?” FirstsRememberFilmGuyRemember WhenFestivalsUnderwaterFilm FestivalsAuteursUsc Author:Mort Sahl
“If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.” IfsTwoUsedGuyAsksCuttingFairsSensualityAsk MeShoppingShort CutsCobras Author:Mort Sahl
“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.” PeopleGuyLonelyLike MeI'm Lonely Author:Mort Sahl
“There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.” PeopleTwoGuyMillionsFourDrawsClintonFranklinColony Author:Mort Sahl
