“I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?” PeoplePunishmentCapital Punishment Author:Mort Sahl
“I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.” PeopleBelieveI BelieveDon't BelieveI Believe InGood PeopleBad People Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.” PeopleIfsKnowsHardAgePastOne ThingCollegeAtheistAgnosticDays Off Author:Mort Sahl
“The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.” PeopleWaitingWatchesGenerationsBeatsBeat Generation Author:Mort Sahl
“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.” PeopleGuyLonelyLike MeI'm Lonely Author:Mort Sahl
“There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.” PeopleTwoGuyMillionsFourDrawsClintonFranklinColony Author:Mort Sahl