“Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.” MenWantHateLimitsSorryKneesCopWomen Want Author:Mort Sahl
“New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.” KnowsWantBookKnow HowFbiNew Books Author:Mort Sahl
“A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.” WantFeelsShouldFirstsHappensFirst TimeConservative Author:Mort Sahl
“You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.” KnowsWantDarknessBlowCurseCandleI Want You Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.” WantStillsDiesActiveChicagoBuriedExecutors Author:Mort Sahl
