“I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.” MadeUsedMistakeCareersFemaleHollywoodMovedActressesImpersonators Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.” IfsTwoUsedGuyAsksCuttingFairsSensualityAsk MeShoppingShort CutsCobras Author:Mort Sahl
“Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.” GovernmentRunningUsedFunIntellectualNewspapersRanCriticizeRoger Author:Mort Sahl
“I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.” UsedActingFemaleActressesImpersonators Author:Mort Sahl