“We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.”
Source: Heartland
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Famous Mort Sahl Quotes
“A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.”
Source: Heartland
“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.”
Source: Heartland
“You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.”
Source: Heartland
“I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.”