“A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.” BelieveConservativeReformReformation Author:Mort Sahl
“If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.” IfsTwoUsedGuyAsksCuttingFairsSensualityAsk MeShoppingShort CutsCobras Author:Mort Sahl
“The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.” ActionSocialMouthsDistanceWideMississippiSocial Action Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.” PeopleGuyLonelyLike MeI'm Lonely Author:Mort Sahl
“We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man” MenBelieveCompassionHe ManClaimsAbstractDiscredit Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.” KnowsWantDarknessBlowCurseCandleI Want You Book:Heartland Source: Heartland
“A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.” BelieveRestaurantsCourageousYuppies Author:Mort Sahl
“I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.” WantStillsDiesActiveChicagoBuriedExecutors Author:Mort Sahl
“There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.” PeopleTwoGuyMillionsFourDrawsClintonFranklinColony Author:Mort Sahl
