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“I even attended a Christian singles night lecture kind of thing—I was single, it was free, and it was Church. Honestly, that night should be an episode of American Horror Story. The woman leading it was telling us how God had cured her herpes (I didn’t like to mention that herpes just goes into remission)”

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Leslie Jones is a celebrated comedian, known for her sharp wit and captivating performances. Born on September 7, 1967, she has made a substantial mark in the entertainment industry with her unique sense of humor and charismatic personality. more

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