Sperm Quotes
Browse 24 quotes about Sperm.
Sperm Quotes
“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.”
Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
Source: Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
Source: Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
Source: Ascension
“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.”
“Chase your dreams just like the sperm chases a woman's egg!”
“তোমার স্বপ্নকে ঠিক তেমন করে তাড়া করো যেমন করে শুক্রাণু একটি মেয়ের ডিম্বাণুকে তাড়া করে!”
“Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
Source: Vegetables
“One who conserves his vital fluid acquires unfailing power”
Source: Offered, Volume 2
Source: Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.”
Source: The Next Thing on My List
Source: Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
Source: Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
Source: Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection