“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’ Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my head to the door with your crossbow. Because you have no small talk. Because I’d like to get to know you better, even though it would be like smooching an ashtray. Because I wonder if you could put into the rest of your life the passion you put into smoking a cigarette. In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I’d like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart… well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better. I’d like to know as much about your soul as you know about mine… He said: ‘Because I hardly know you.’ ‘If it comes to that, I hardly know you, either,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘I’m rather banking on that,’ said Moist. This got a smile. ‘Smooth answer. Slick. Where are we really eating tonight?” HumorKissingDatingHanky Panky Book:Going Postal Source: Going Postal
“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.” HumorFunnyLanguageSexSecretHumourJokesHumorousAffairCaughtSatireAphorismUncertainCheatInfidelityVagueObscureJokeHilariousAdulteryAmbiguityAphorismsAmourDoubtfulAmbiguousFlingUnfaithfulPunOrgasmDubiousCarrying OnAphoristAphoristsCheaterUnclearDisloyaltyComeAmbivalentCheatersPunsPlaying AroundSexual IntercourseFooling AroundUnfaithfulnessComingOrgasmsFalsenessCatchPlay On WordsStraySpermLiaisonCuckoldryCameSemenExtramaritalExtramarital SexSpermsTwo TimingWalk OnDebatableFool AroundHanky PankyTwo TimeAbstruseArguableBe UnfaithfulCommit AdulteryEquivocalPlay AroundA Bit On The SideA Play On WordsCatch Read HandedCaught Red HandedImpreciseOpen To ArgumentOpen To DebateRed HandedSpermatozoaSpermatozoonWalked On Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.” LoveHateEasyWomenRelationshipsPoorMoneyMarriagePovertyRelationshipDogTrustAppreciateHatredDatingAffairAppreciationLoyaltyFinanceBrokeWomanFallenGirlfriendCheatingMaterialismWeddingLoyalLoverInfidelityImmoralDogsMistressAdulteryConvenienceBoyfriendAmourLikeFlingDateWantonFastCheaterDisloyaltyMarriagesPromiscuousFinancesWeddingsDisloyalGirlfriendsCheatersPlaying AroundBoyfriendsFooling AroundUnfaithfulnessFalsenessTrust WorthyStrayLiaisonLooseCuckoldryFornicationKept WomanParamourCourtesanCuckoldSwingingMistressesMoney Can T Buy LoveConcubineTwo TimingFool AroundExtramarital Sex DeceitHanky PankySluttishTwo TimeBe UnfaithfulCommit AdulteryLicentiousPlay AroundWhorishBed HoppingHetaera The Other WomanMoney Can Buy LoveSexually Indiscriminate Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana