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“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin: Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.”

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“That's what you get for pretending to be asleep." "How is trying to touch my brain with your hair a suitable punishment for fake sleeping after being woken up by your bed-shaking snores?" Her eyes narrowed and she shoved at my shoulder. "I don't snore." "You're totally right. The fog horn must have been all in my head.”

Snores Foghorn L J Marisa

Book:The Fourth Time Charm

Source: The Fourth Time Charm

“You can't let pain go beyond a certain level or you start doing crazy things : you swallow some Destop Turbo and your internal organs, composed of the same substances that usually block sinks, break down amidst horrible pain: or else you throw yourself under a metro and find yourself two legs short with your balls crushed to bits, but still alive.”

Serotonin

Book:Serotonin

Source: Serotonin

“Dave was a confirmed serotonin junkie. Any day of the year, he chose a good book, a hot cupper, and air-conditioning over jeopardy to life and limb.”

Life Life Philosophy Adrenaline Jeopardy Descriptive Prose Serotonin Adrenaline Junky

Book:A Love and Beyond

Source: A Love and Beyond

“The social environment interacts with brain chemistry. Manipulating a monkey into a lower position in the dominance hierarchy made his serotonin drop, while chemically enhancing serotonin elevated the rank of former subordinates.”

Psychology Trauma Hierarchy Social Psychology Neurology Serotonin

Book:The Body Keeps the Score / Trauma and Recovery / Hidden Healing Powers

Source: The Body Keeps the Score / Trauma and Recovery / Hidden Healing Powers

“...from the bureaucratic point of view, a good citizen is a dead citizen.”

Serotonin

Author:houellebecq, michel

“Did I keep you awake?” “No. Your cat turned into a furry ninja, determined to claim my face as its ultimate resting spot,” I said and then laughed. “I finally surrendered and let the lil’ monster win. I guess I can add ‘professional cat pillow’ to my resume now.” “Sorry. He’s done that since he was a kitten.”

Romance Book Quotes Cats Furry Cat Quotes Kittens Kitten Quote

Author:Kayla Cunningham

“Kittens are as lively as the days of spring. They make everybody happy.”

Pet Nature Quotes Cats Spring Quotes Animal Quotes Kittens Pets Quotes Kitten Quote Kitten Quotes Kitten Tweedy

Author:Bhuwan Thapaliya

“The reason why I changed the meaning of the golden rule is because everyone has forgotten to the critical law of do on to others”

Society Jesus Christ Johnny Corn Fustrating

Author:Johnny Corn

“This is a simple story, but it spooks me, insofar as it reminds me that the eye is simply a recorder, with or without our will. Perhaps the same could be said of the heart. But whether there is a violence at work here remains undecided.”

Beautiful Writing Poetic Writing

Book:Bluets

Source: Bluets

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