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Wine Humor Quotes

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

“I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!”

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Author:Comic Strip Mama

“When you can’t handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it’s time to pack up your bags and quit.”

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Book:Half A Shadow

Source: Half A Shadow

“We can pluck feathers later over some doves and redwater.”

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Author:H.S. Crow

“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”

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Author:Tanya Masse

“WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!”

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Author:Comic Strip Mama

“Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!”

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Book:Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood!

Source: Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood!

“Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!”

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Author:Comic Strip Mama

“There is no fine water, but plenty of fine wine.”

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Book:OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

Source: OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

“The amusement lingered in Ross's eyes as he caught Sophia's wrist, preventing her from leaving. "Stay and finish your champagne, little one," he said softly. "As far as I'm concerned, you may have anything you desire.”

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Book:Lady Sophia's Lover

Source: Lady Sophia's Lover

“Sober conversations lead to sober topics.”

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Book:OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

Source: OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

“Most people whom you may view as wine experts are usually just good at one thing: winemakers are good at making wine, sommeliers at talking about it, and wine journalists at drinking it for free.”

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Book:Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

Source: Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

“Pardon my French, but Sauvignon Blanc is one messy bitch.”

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Book:From Cabernet to Zinfandel: Flavors, Pairings, and Personalities of the World's Most Popular Wines

Source: From Cabernet to Zinfandel: Flavors, Pairings, and Personalities of the World's Most Popular Wines

“WINE. Because...KIDS!”

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Author:Tanya Masse