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Famous Rita Rudner Quotes
“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.”
“It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.”
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”