Best Plastic Surgeons Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know. I can only say this: I don't want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That's for sure. I'm open to anything else.”

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Author:Dylan Walsh

“Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.”

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Author:Fran Drescher

“My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but I say that's a lot of crock. If God didn't want plastic surgeons, he wouldn't have given them hands to work with.”

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Author:Dolly Parton

“If you build a career on being a beautiful young woman, that's going to be a short career. I have to establish I can act. I don't want to have to visit the plastic surgeon every two years.”

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Author:Amanda Donohoe

“A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming.”

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Author:Mason Cooley

“A cynic might conclude that the real purpose of the $500 million-a-year implant business is the implantation of fat in the bellies and rumps of underemployed plastic surgeons.”

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Author:Barbara Ehrenreich

“Growing old gracefully used to begin at about 35, but today women prefer to 'stay young gratefully' with thanks to designers, beauticians and plastic surgeons.”

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Author:Edith Head

“A well-off plastic surgeon can suffer just as much as an Irish lad who has been abused or whatever.”

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Author:William Nicholson

“Tell the image makers and magazine sellers and the plastic surgeons that you are not afraid. That what you fear the most is the death of imagination and originality and metaphor and passion. Then be bold and LOVE YOUR BODY. STOP FIXING IT. It was never broken.”

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Author:Marion Woodman

“When I wrote Wakolda at first I wasn't conscious that I was writing about something so close to or that had so many similar elements with XXY. It was just after I was done writing that I noticed it. I think both teenagers in each film have many similarities, and Mengele is the extreme version of the plastic surgeon in XXY. Both stories definitely have several ideas connecting them.”

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Author:Lucia Puenzo

“I see myself at a certain age as not being able to play the kind of parts that would keep me stimulated, and I can't imagine my life ending professionally the moment that I've got to go to the plastic surgeon and have my face rearranged.”

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Author:Elisabeth Shue

“You can't treat an illness with cosmetic surgery, and that's why it would be great if there were qualified therapists in plastic surgeons' offices, and that people would go to a therapeutic meeting before plastic surgery. I think that should be part of the FDA requirement.”

“So my husband is a health nut. He's a plastic surgeon, and over the years, he's explained to me exactly how important it is to take care of our bodies. It took me years to grasp this concept, but I finally got it, and it's a lifestyle for me now. When we go to a party, we eat off the veggie tray first before moving on.”

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Author:Dayna Devon

“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.”

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Book:Dream More Deluxe

Source: Dream More Deluxe

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“I'm not a plastic surgeon, and I cannot change the DNA of a person, but when I see a woman try on my clothes and she feels beautiful, I know I am doing my job.”

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Author:Alber Elbaz

“The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.”

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Author:Eoin Colfer

“Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there," he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. "Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself." Puck winked. "No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.”

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Author:Michael Buckley

“Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.”

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Author:Tia Carrere

“A pair of dolphins swept by us in the water, flicking their heads out to get a look at us as they went. One of them made a chittering sound that wasn't very melodic. The other twitched its tail and splashed a little water our way, all in good fun. They weren't the attractive Flipper kind of dolphins. They were regular dolphins that aren't as pretty and don't get cast on television. Maybe they just refused to sell out and see a plastic surgeon. I held up a fist to them. Represent.”

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Book:The Dresden Files Collection 7-12

Source: The Dresden Files Collection 7-12

“It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor”

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Author:John Cleese

“A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a plastic surgeon, I would get a pair of cheekbones.”

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Author:Anna Maxwell Martin

“I was thinking recently, If the body really is the new dress, as some are saying - with women buying boobs, butts, faces - then who needs a dressmaker? So I started designing spring like a plastic surgeon - everything stretchy and nude. But after three weeks, I was so bored with myself and the world, I began adding diamond butterflies and chiffon and colors. I realized that fashion is not about second skin. It's not the perfect white shirt or camel jacket. What women need is a dream.”

“One thing to remember on the Eiger, never look up, or you may need a plastic surgeon.”

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Author:Don Whillans

“On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, 'Yeah, right, I'm going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school.' No. No.”

“Who was that fatman buried in your place? Just another imitator, plastic surgeons did his face.”

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Author:Loudon Wainwright III