“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more
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