“I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.”
Quote by Rita Rudner
Author
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more
You May Also Like
“I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.”
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
“I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.”
“I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.”
“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.”
“It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.”
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
“I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.”