“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
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Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more
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