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Famous Rita Rudner Quotes
“Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.”
“If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.”
Source: Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel
“The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.”
“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.”