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Author:Rita Rudner 
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Famous Rita Rudner Quotes
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”