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Comedian

Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family.

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“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

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“Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.”

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“My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.”

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“I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.”

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“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”

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“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”

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“I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.”

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Book:Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature

Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature

About the Author

Born: September 17, 1953
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 192

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