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“Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds.”

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Book:Compilation of the Messages and Papers of the Presidents Section 2 (of 2) of Supplemental Volume: Theodore Roosevelt, Supplement
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“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'”

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Author:David Letterman
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“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue but the parent of all the other virtues.”

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Author:Marcus Tullius Cicero
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“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

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Author:Kevin James
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“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

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Author:Jon Stewart
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“The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.”

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Book:William Blake: Selected Poetry and Prose
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“Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.”

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Book:Aesop's fables
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“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck
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“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson
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“What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?”

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Book:Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
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“Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.”

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Author:Seneca the Younger
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“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”

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Author:Johnny Carson
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“I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”

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Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
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“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

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Author:Irv Kupcinet
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“Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan
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“We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing”

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Author:George Carlin
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“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”

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Author:Stephen Colbert
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“Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.”

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Author:Conrad Gessner
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“Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.”

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Author:Mike Connolly
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“It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.”

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Book:Talk About America: 1951–1968
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“Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.”

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Book:Sermons: The candle of the Lord, and other sermons
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“May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!”

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Author:Grandpa Jones
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