Best Sneezing Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“One of my biggest dislikes is sneezing while peeing.”

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“Allergies, it seems like everyone is developing them. I lived an allergy free life until I passed through a computed tomography X-ray scanner having my lungs examined. Afterwards I was extremely reactive to pollen with a runny nose and heavy sneezing every spring. It does respond to allergy medication and in my medicine cupboard you will find numerous allergy medications. Research into X-Ray radiation revealed that allergies are a known side effect of the exposure.”

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Book:Magee’s Disease

Source: Magee’s Disease

“For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

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Author:Ahmed Mostafa

“The Italians have voices like peacocks - German gives me a cold in the head - and Russian is nothing but sneezing”

Giving Voice Cold Give Me Peacock Sneezing

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms -- so familiar at this time of year -- can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“All on-set kisses are weird, no matter who it is, especially with people standing around coughing and sneezing. It's very uncomfortable!”

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Author:Bella Heathcote

“Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same conclusions against the greatness of man, because it is involuntary; although we bring it about, we do so involuntarily. It is not for the sake of the thing in itself but for another end, and is therefore not a sign of man's weakness, or his subjection to this act.”

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Book:Pascal Pensées

Source: Pascal Pensées

“It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.”

People Ifs Said Would Be Nice Bless Being Nice God Bless Fart God Bless You Sneezing

Author:Demetri Martin

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

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Author:Jean Kerr

“Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.”

Mean Able Literature Ridiculous Stifling Vicinity Sneezing

Author:Marilyn vos Savant

“You hang around actors, or dancers, the minute you sneeze, everybody has a remedy, and we're all on a million different kinds of diets, and different kinds of things that we do for exercise.”

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Author:Anna Deavere Smith

“I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.”

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Author:James Thurber

“Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.”

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Author:Ryan White

“Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!”

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Author:Lewis Carroll

“Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.”

Giving Dream Sleep Minutes Ten Mouths Lovely Covering Germs Sneezing

Author:Daniel Handler

“He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?”

Fit Breaths Werewolf Deep Breath Allergic Why Me Tortoises Sneezing

Book:Magic Burns

Source: Magic Burns

“The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!”

Rain Cat This Day Sneezing

Book:The Laughing Muse

Source: The Laughing Muse

“I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.”

People Giving Funny Dog Kissing Caught Viruses Puppy Infection Canine Puppy Dog Sneezing

Author:Barbara Woodhouse

“I like to write when I feel spiteful; it's like having a good sneeze.”

Feels Writing Spiteful Sneezing

Author:D. H. Lawrence

“Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to a place that's above the mundane. Everything else is just bullshit.”

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Author:Stephan Jenkins

“If you take a reasonable amount of vitamin C regularly, the incidence of the common cold goes down. If you get a cold and start immediately, as soon as you start sneezing and sniffling, the cold just doesn't get going.”

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Author:Linus Pauling