“You’d think that after weeks of traveling, I’d be used to using a latrine dug in the ground to relieve myself. But nope. There’s something about having to lift your skirts and squat in the snow that really drags a girl down.” GirlsRelatableSquatUghPeeingTell Me About It Book:Glint Source: Glint
“One of my biggest dislikes is sneezing while peeing.” IrritatedAllergiesBiggestNoseSneezingDislikesSneezeUrinatePeeingUrinating Author:Steven Magee
“If there are three empty urinals in a public restroom, I'll take the middle one to pee. That forces the next guy to piss to stand next to me, and then I can initiate conversation.” HumorTalkingConversationAbsurdAwkwardBathroomRestroomPeeUrinalPeeing Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers some finger food while you are both peeing in neighboring urinals.” HumorFoodStrangerAbsurdStrangersTunaPocketPeeUrinalPeeing Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you