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“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.”
“Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
“Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.”
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
“Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.”
“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”
“If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one.”
“Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
“The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.”
“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”