Computer Language Quotes
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Computer Language Quotes
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”
“You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.”
“[Emacs] is written in Lisp, which is the only computer language that is beautiful.”
“If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.”
“Commercialism is doing well that which should not be done at all.”
“FORTRAN was the language of choice for the same reason that three-legged races are popular.”
“A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.”
“Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.”
“There are two types of computer languages; those that people hate and those that nobody uses.”
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
“If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
“A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.”
“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”