“The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.”
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“I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer.”
Source: Last Chance To See
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
“One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.”
“A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do”
“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
“A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”
“Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.”
Source: Software Tools in Pascal
“Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.”
“The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.”
“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.”
“Premature optimization is the root of all evil.”
Source: TEX: The Program
“A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.”
Source: Selected Writings on Computing: A personal Perspective