“There's a fine line between genius and insanity, as we all know.”
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Dilbert Quotes
“When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”
“Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.”
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
Source: The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions
Source: The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”
Source: Dilbert 2.0: The Dot-com Bubble: 1998 TO 2000
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.”
“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.”
“When did ignorance become a point of view?”
Source: When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View: A Dilbert Book
“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”
“Intelligence is what you use when you don't know what to do.”
Source: Firefall
“When you don't know what to do, get still. The answer will come.”