“I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority.” UsedBoysGroupsCircumstancesAuthoritySmartExpensesBeing SmartSubversiveSmart And Funny Author:Eric Idle
“I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.” ThinkingGrowsGrowing UpGrewGrew UpSmartFeedbackBeing SmartIdentifyingSmart And Funny Author:Lauren Graham
“Hugh Laurie was intimidating, but he's the greatest guy. He's so wonderful and smart and funny and serious, and he sets the bar high. So if I was scared, it's because I wasn't measuring up.” IfsGuyWonderfulSeriousSmartScaredBarsIntimidatingMeasuringSmart And FunnyMeasuring Up Author:Peter Jacobson
“I've done a number of studies with speed dating and Match.com and what's interesting is that you know we still walk into a speed dating event, you know, thinking about what it is we're looking for in a mate and so you ask people, like women will say "I'm looking for somebody who is really kind and sincere and smart and funny."” PeopleThinkingKnowsKindStillsDoneAsksWalksInterestingNumbersStudyEventsSmartDatingSpeedSincereMatesSmart And Funny Author:Sheena Iyengar
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” PeopleIfsInspirationalStillsFunnyWinningPeaceWorkRaceTroubleDrinkingWittyEducationalActressesWitMeaningfulOptimisticComedianRatsEnd Of The WorldFunny LifeMotivational BusinessTruismFunny BusinessRat RaceLife Is A JourneyDay To Day LifeWork And LifeLight Of My LifeWinning The RaceSmart And FunnyWinning The Day Author:Lily Tomlin
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” LifeHumorFunnyMemoriesClearHumorousConscienceCleverSarcasmSarcasticOne LinerClear ConscienceBad MemoriesFunny One LinerHilarious ShortSarcastic One LinersWork HumorWitty One LinersSmart And Funny Author:Steven Wright
“I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?” SmartAmbitiousGreat FamilySmart And Funny Author:Tom Brady
“She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.” KindBeautifulSmartShotsVulnerableSmart And Funny Book:How To Talk To A Widower Source: How To Talk To A Widower
“You know what i can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, i mean endlessly, i've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?” PeopleThinkingKnowsYearsBelieveMeanI CanStuffNiceSmartEmsConspiracyBeing NiceCheer UpSmart And FunnyGanging Up Author:David Nicholls
“I want to be with you as much as possible, Ronnie. You're smart and funny and you're honest. I trust you. I trust us. Yeah, I'm leaving and you're going back home. But neither of those things changes the way I feel about you. And my feelings aren't going to change simply because I'm going to Vanderbilt. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.” WayWantFeelsFeelingsHomeHonestLove YouSmartYeahLeavingThings ChangeBack HomeLove You MoreI Trust YouI Love You MoreWant To Be With YouI Want To Be With YouVanderbiltSmart And Funny Author:Nicholas Sparks
“The second mouse gets the cheese!” FunnyJokesWittyIronCheeseMiceWormsCautionContradictoryWaking Up In The MorningFunny Bumper StickerFunny One LinerEarly BirdWaking Up Every MorningFunny And WittySarcastic One LinersWork HumorWitty One LinersFunny CleverClever And WittyWine And CheeseCream CheeseSmart And FunnySwiss Cheese Author:Terry Pratchett
“He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.” LoveGivingKindLongWantedBeautifulStarsInterestingSawsImagineKissingSmartRidiculousBoredSomething NewSmart And Funny Author:Rainbow Rowell
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” HumorFunnyTimeFoodJokesBirdHumorousWittyCheeseMiceWormsContradictoryCheesyWaking Up In The MorningFunny Bumper StickerFunny One LinerEarly BirdWaking Up Every MorningFunny And WittySarcastic One LinersWork HumorFunny ThoughtsWitty One LinersFunny CleverClever And WittyWine And CheeseCream CheeseSmart And FunnySwiss Cheese Author:Steven Wright
“No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.” PeopleKnowsMatterMomentsShowsFunnySmartWho You AreSeatsAwardsHostDelicateArenaBeing SmartAward ShowsSmart And Funny Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“Apart from anything else, I got to work with Jennifer Lawrence. She’s a lovely girl. I know people often say things like that in interviews, but she really is. While she may be young, she doesn’t feel at all precocious. Instead, she’s smart and funny and terrific at connecting with people. She just blew me away.” PeopleKnowsFeelsMayYoungGirlSmartLovelyInterviewsConnectingTerrificBe YoungJenniferPrecociousSmart And FunnyLovely Girl Author:Julianne Moore